Open Letter To Yankee Candle

Dear Yankee Candle,
Yesterday I sniffed your All Hallow's Eve scent for the first time. Midnight Jasmine and Evening Air? Really? Come on. I remember your Halloween scent from over ten years ago - a dark creepy scent of licorice and clove. It was amazing. Now I realize most people don't dig black licorice, so I'm perfectly fine with you fusing two existing scents to come up with something mainstream. But Midnight Jasmine and Evening Air? Really? And to call it All Hallow's Eve - blasphemous.

I'd like to suggest the following combinations for future Halloweens:

Fireside and Harvest

Apple Cider and Cinnamon & Sugar

Creamy Caramel and Pumpkin Pie

or even

Patchouli and Spiced Orange (It's even black and orange!)


Just trying to help. Seriously.

Sincerely,
Rot

PS...And don't tell me 'That's what we sell votives for! Make your own!' because it's just not the same.